jaune-eclatant:

the-gunlady:

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

(via theolivesnookorchestra)

books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “Well I seem to have a lot of free time on my hands. I guess I could start reading from my TBR pile.”

My TBR pile:

(via pointlessmillennialstuff)

justlookatthosesausages:

anime-nerd05:

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

(via sorry)

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

(via readersinflammation)

n64s:

(via theolivesnookorchestra)

winneganfake:

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

baconis42:

oh what a life

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

(via bob-belcher)

catherine-elizabeth:

love69web:

PURE, QUALITY CONTENT

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